TOP 8 WAYS TO HAVE SADISTIC PERIOD FUN AT YOUR SPOUSE’S EXPENSE

8.  Randomly ask him, “Do you want to exchange presents now or later?” and watch his little face go into panic mode.

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7.  When you feel super fat, set a package of Oreos on the coffee table and watch him eat the whole thing.  Then immediately feel skinnier.

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6.  Ask him, “Do you ever miss your ex-girlfriend? YOU HAVE TO ANSWER.”

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5.  Lie that George Lucas just walked by, then watch him frantically tear around the grocery store.

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4.  Tell him the cat died. When he starts to get upset, tell him you’re kidding. Then laugh in his face.

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3.  Ask him, “Which of my friends do you think is the hottest? It’s okay. I won’t get mad…”

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2.  Tell him he forgot your birthday yesterday, then for five seconds, watch his soul wet its pants.

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1.  Play dead on the bathroom floor. When he starts to panic, jump up and shout, “KIDDING!”

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